
alex dunstan | ph. unknown
i will never not love this photo

You know what whoever came up with the Dan/Vanessa/Olivia G-rated threesome idea? Fuck you. I would have been perfectly content to see any combination of these four stunning creatures in a sextacular embrace, but instead we had to watch those three d-bags exchange kisses similar to the ones people exchange at an office Christmas party. The beginning of an office Christmas party, mind you, not the end where you’re in the supply closet with your co-workers, stripped down to nothing but a pair of reindeer decorated socks and a Santa hat, playing spin-the-bottle after an evening of photocopying your boobs & making jokes about your boss’s jingle balls. Shit! I just made up a better group sex scenario than those lamers on the Gossip Girl staff. Oh, and making the little tease at Chuck getting down with Blair & Serena in an elevator just before the no tongue spit swap scene set to the easy listening cover of TI’s Whatever You Like? NOT COOL.
Amen.







